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5,000 likes!

5,000 likes!

I love sushi, and sushi loves me… =)

I love sushi, and sushi loves me… =)

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

i feel like this should be published and sold everywhere

(via the-hammer-of-fenris)

If I had a son…

superwholockianlady:

porcupine-girl:

maymay:

“Repeat Rape: How do they get away with it?”, Part 1 of 2. (link to Part 2)

Sources:

  1. College Men: Repeat Rape and Multiple Offending Among Undetected Rapists,Lisak and Miller, 2002 [PDF, 12 pages]
  2. Navy Men: Lisak and Miller’s results were essentially duplicated in an even larger study (2,925 men): Reports of Rape Reperpetration by Newly Enlisted Male Navy Personnel, McWhorter, 2009 [PDF, 16 pages]

By dark-side-of-the-room, who writes:

These infogifs are provided RIGHTS-FREE for noncommercial purposes. Repost them anywhere. In fact, repost them EVERYWHERE. No need to credit. Link to the L&M study if possible.

Knowledge is a seed; sow it.

Reblogging because I mentioned this study in a post the other day and someone reblogged & replied insinuating that I’d made it up, but I didn’t have the citation on hand right then. As I said then: rape culture is what teaches rapists that they aren’t rapists.

^ bolded for emphasis

Gut twisting…

Decisions decisions… 

#AngryOrchard #Heineken #Guinness #Redbridge ..?

Decisions decisions…

#AngryOrchard #Heineken #Guinness #Redbridge ..?

Something to keep me busy through the week…

Something to keep me busy through the week…

Learned me how to make the perfect #IrishCarBomb.. 
#StPattysDay2014

Learned me how to make the perfect #IrishCarBomb..
#StPattysDay2014

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 


Classic…

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

Classic…

oldmannick:

peace-love-hippieness:

peace-be-dreams:

laughing-trees:

themagicfarawayttree:

mother earth

This is really neat

like super neat

Really super neat

Whoa

oldmannick:

peace-love-hippieness:

peace-be-dreams:

laughing-trees:

themagicfarawayttree:

mother earth

This is really neat

like super neat

Really super neat

Whoa

rerylikes:

Natalie Fletcher (b.1985)

Texas born Oregeon based artist Natalie Fletcher creates amazing landscape body art. After graduated from a painting school in Ashland, Natalie came across an ad for a body painter that she applied. After that job, she realized how much she loved the intereactions and the excitement of painting a human. Natalie’s risk lead her to finding a passion, and this is just the beginning.

The body is a true canvas…